Tuesday, June 21, 2016

a new way forward for the koala central command is coming

the koala central command would like to announce that it is partnering with the free market to bring our fugitive, deathtokoalas, to justice. we are frustrated that she remains at large, still. we believe that the "market forces" that the free market offers is the ideal set of tools that we require and have been lacking. our collaboration will begin once a trained economist from the free market arrives and teaches us how to summon the invisible hand to control our enemies through targeted incentives. all hail koalas!