what's with people in their late 30s, or even their 40s, self-identifying as millennials, anyways? pathetic...

if you were born in the 70s, you are not a millennial, and you should neither be pretending that you are nor that you speak for the younger generation. you're just a gen xer in a midlife crisis.

yes: mid-life. you're at mid-life. deal with it.