i need to repeat that there should be a scholastic requirement involved in owning property. we just let anybody own property, then we throw stupidity at the courts as a consequence of a lack of oversight.

there is apparently a random poop thrower at large in windsor, ontario. this individual is known to invade people's property and throw poop at your windows. just a prank, bro?

it's this kind of pop-legalology. "you don't have her face on camera". yeah, but there's an obvious inference.

ok, i'll be rigorous. there are four possibilities:

1) the cat poop fell from heaven, like manna.
2) we have a random poop throwing vandal on the loose.
3) one of the agents of the property owner tossed it from a position off camera.
4) it may have been thrown from an open window.

i don't think that either of these agents can be relied on to understand the consequences of perjuring themselves. it's not that easy. i'm going to have to present the evidence as it is. but, if you can make a simple inference, as the court will, it's absolutely devastating.

i have to follow through with this. i'm optionless.

i'll deal with it tomorrow.