who am i kidding - where am i going to find that won't have the same problem?

a law that says you have to smoke inside is, in fact, sentencing every poor kid in the province to inhalation problems.

if dad smokes, the way to make sure the kids watch it is to send him inside - where they have to inhale it, too.

it is genuinely, truly, legitimately a consequence of utter stupidity. and, the person that proposed it should resign in disgrace.

for fuck's sake, send them outside.