yeah, i just removed a secondary login from a chrome os device from the google security page that was dated to january 12, 2020. this device had the same ip address as me, uses the same isp as me and has the same os i do.  that means one of two things:

a) i orphaned a login from that time. but, i only have one device running chrome os down here. why didn't google identify that device with this one?

b) the cop upstairs is logging into my account from a spliced line, which i already know exists by monitoring my isp traffic.

it seems like the latter is the truth.

and, like i say - the idiots actually, honestly, seriously think i'm a russian spy, to the point that they're physically hacking my account from upstairs.