"Spontaneous eruption of a canine after marsupialization of..."

that really made me burst out laughing. what? dogs randomly exploding after they've been converted into marsupials? how is that possible? what is this about?

it's a rather boring article about root canals. canine teeth. marsupialization means something to dentists that it doesn't mean to people interested in australian biodiversity.

"first, you turn the dog into a wombat. then, you'd better start running, mate."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20451790

i know it's probably not funny to you humans, but you have such bad senses of humour. on the one hand, you're fun to troll - i'll give you that. but, i wouldn't be surprised if i could get through an entire season of friends without even smiling, let alone laughing. YOUR LAUGH TRACKS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SELF CONTROL.

no, honestly. it's mutual. really.