Wednesday, June 22, 2016

yeah, i got some hip for you, hillary. how 'bout some hip surgery.

damn.

somebody find me footage of a young hillary rockin' to some huey lewis. i'm counting on you, internet.


where's her climate policy, anyways?


"you can't dress like me"

https://vimeo.com/154519080

i'd be loathe to call myself a hipster. i'm actually willing to go all in on gen x and just stick with being an open-minded punk.

me? meh. i'll close this line of thinking with some frank, who more accurately represents what i think about hipsters: i'm sympathetic, really, but the actual honest truth is that they really are fucking dipshits.

in the end, the hipsters will love hillary as she beats the shit out of them. she doesn't need to try that hard. she'll carry hipsters. it's the educated young folk that she'll have problems with.