mar 5, 2014

"We're not going to let anyone get away with interfering with our fatherland, you despicable lackey, president of Panama,” said Maduro.

that's right. panama.

remember when the leader of venezuela waved around chomsky and deconstructed american foreign policy in lengthy state addresses?

no more of that nonsense. the new leader of venezuela has taught us who the real threat to global stability is: panama.

despicable, indeed.

in other news, this just in, my ass is informing me that maduro has entered into an agreement with the state department that sees him maintain power as an american-backed fascist dictator in return for promising not to wave around chomsky and deconstruct american foreign policy.

that's just how the world works, kids.

also, word has it that david lee roth is now indefinitely banned from venezuela for his anti-revolutionary art.




 ^ that is the only possible excuse for ever, ever, ever posting van halen anywhere.

 "Panama only hopes that this brother nation finds peace and strengthens its democracy," - the "astonished" president of panama

unless....

venezuela couldn't possibly be thinking of invading panama could it?

that would wreak some havoc.

a man, a plan...one of those funny hats?