you don't have to believe my story. just look at the evidence.

the boomers gave us the staunchly anti-communist jfk in their youth, then picked nixon as a reaction to the civil rights movement, then found god and fell for a peanut farmer evangelical, then realized jesus really loves capitalism and got behind reagan to fight the evil empire, then made the mistake of listening to their kids in voting for clinton (they'll never do that again), then righted their error with bush and then...

then the fucking kids put a black guy in for a few years.

but, they're back now. and they're going to make america great again.