Monday, January 29, 2018

that commercial for the liberals in the uk should be created as a dramatic personal reflection. just somebody talking to themselves...

"i'm a liberal.

(rising orchestral music slowly fades in).

wait. i just got it. i'm....i'm a liberal.

a liberal.

(rising music coming to climax)

I'M A LIBERAL.

(crashes of whatever type, maybe backwards guitars and distorted cellos, with a deep gong and some electronic noise filling out the spectrum.)

so, i should vote Liberal.

(music fades...)

'cause i'm a liberal.

(music stops)

get it?"

jagmeet singh must cut his beard.