Wednesday, February 13, 2019

hey, i've got some ideas for strain names for the tragically hip's new marijuana line.

10. blown brain cells at high dumb
09. the tragic-saline drip
08. a head in the last century
07. systolic equipment attached to the back of a motorized wheelchair
06. 50 mission ct-scan
05. new lung transplant is sinking
04. saliva trickling down
03. disgrace, too.
02. an inch an hour
01. head cave

they were always too pompous to understand irony, and wouldn't understand it if explained to them, now. the band that lost their singer to cancer at 53 is now selling marijuana. astounding.

they've always been a microcosm of everything that is wrong with canada, so i guess this is kind of an expectation.