Friday, July 31, 2020

so, if biden picks a black woman called karen, how long before black america spontaneously combusts, in a warp in space-time?

i'm imagining the speech. after five or ten minutes of empty pandering and talking about how important black americans are to the campaign, he stops and says.

so, i've picked my candidate, and we think that black americans will love her. her name is....

(pause)

KAREN....

...and, then all of a sudden, the earth starts shaking, the lights start blinking, and anybody that were to look towards the sky at that exact moment would have seen swirls of colours in the night sky, for that split second.

and, then that's it.

biden is gone. and, black america has imploded, gone to some other dimension within our vast & poorly understood cosmos.