media narrative: clinton managed to squeak through tough win after tough win by dominating the older, black vote.
smartass response: yeah. they're so old that they're DEAD!.
media narrative: what?
smartass response: hillary clinton has won the primary by dominating the dead, black people vote.
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let's cut to sanders, he's having a press conference.
media narrative: what could you have done to better appeal to the african-american zombie vote?
sanders: well, i've still got a foot out of the grave, i guess. but, i don't think anybody was expecting the zombie apocalypse to be overly black.