mr. trump,

as you know, the saudis were voluntarily keeping production low on request of the united states. this has artificially kept the price high. while iran may have their own interests in the region, as is their right, it makes little sense for them to attack an oil field in saudi arabia, so long as production is being voluntarily curtailed.

the obvious conclusion, sir, is that you're being played. the question is who, and there are only two reasonable answers: israel and russia.

my immediate hypothesis is that this is the walrus' attempt to manipulate you into doing what you wouldn't. and, rather than bomb iran, what you need to do is get tough on netanyahu - he just tried to play you like a fool.

some advice, that's all, from
the infamous koala hating canadian