i mean, you'd think if it was a virus then it'd at least react to the coffee, if not the water, right?

i have memories of very violently eradicating myself of ginger ale.

but, it doesn't - neither water nor coffee produce a reaction, just food. so, either my body is rejecting something i'm eating, or there's something living inside my body that only reacts to certain foods.

this is a lot of fibre. it should clear me out, as well.