in the modern world, in north america, the internet is far too ubiquitous to conceive of actually getting anybody off of it.

it's like banning kids from bicycling on the sidewalk.

it's a completely unenforceable fantasy reality.

and, i happen to be both particularly hardheaded and particularly anti-authoritarian....and particularly nerdy. if it's a crazy idea a priori, i'm about the worst person you could imagine applying it towards....