Thursday, January 22, 2026

carney has struck me as an insider from day one, because he is, and i've long had a feeling he's really working for washington. beneath the scary rhetoric about fighting the confederation of jesusland is the reality that he's slashing the public service. he comes on tv and tells you he's here to save you, then goes back to his office and signs your death warrant. 

if you read into the timing of the plains of abraham story, it makes you wonder what his point was. is he actually trying to break it to canada that we're getting conquered and we need to cooperate?

if so, i think the analogy is deeply flawed. but, after watching a cbc panel while i was eating a salad, i wonder if that's what his point really was.
WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW, JESUSLAND?
remember this?

i'll take jesusland on any day.

come at me bro.


this isn't just a joke.

this is the better way to do this.

the other way to look at this is yankees v confederates, which is what i'm hearing from carney, and i don't want to do that.
canada is a broken confederation of goofy provinces. ontario should be at least three, probably more like five, districts. quebec wants to be it's own country, but 60% of it is indigenous. the french part of quebec should be it's own district, and the rest of it should be split up. bc doesn't make any sense at all. we've got all of these inuit provinces.

we're really due to completely rewrite the whole thing anyways.

completely redistricting canada into smaller states would be good for canada.

let's do it.
it's a fair bargain, right don coyote?

you will more than double your territory.

the least you can do is concede a third of the senate.

i don't think we'd be asking you to double your senate, but if we're 60% of the size of the combined country, why shouldn't we expect 60% of the senate? 30%, at least for now, is a good deal.
how many states should canada add to the union?

we are a bigger country, geographically.

- nova scotia
- new brunswick
- prince edward island (it's like rhode island.)
- newfoundland
- labrador
- nunatsiavut
- nunavik
- nunavut
- inuvialuit
- northwest state (great bear state?)
- yukon state
- lower canada (quebec city state)
- upper canada (ottawa/kingston state)
- gtha state. golden horseshoe state?
- montreal state
- south detroit state
- a cree state for the rest of quebec and parts of ontario
- superior state for thunder bay
- huron state for sudbury
- red river state for winnipeg
- churchill for northern manitoba
- saskatchewan (southern ridings)
- desnethe (north saskatchewan)
- calgary state
- edmonton state
- fraser state (vancouver)
- okanagan state
- vancouver island
- northern british columbia

that's an additional 58 senators, at least.

you should make washington dc, puerto rico, cuba and the bahamas states while you're at it, so it's a full third.
i look forward to the day when the united states elects it's first canadian, socialist, transgendered president. 
if the countries were to merge, i can tell you that i wouldn't have any interest in voting for the democrats.

but i'm quite confident that both the liberals and the ndp could win a lot of elections in the united states.
canada and the united states are interdependent on each other. it's true that canada relies on america to buy exports, but it's also true that large swaths of the united states rely on canada for the same reason. if canadians eat a lot of american food, american farmers rely on canadian fertilizer, and on the canadian export market.

it is blatantly stupid for either country to deny this interdependence, or act like either country could thrive independently of the other.

but that's just the point. if you drop the stupid nationalist rhetoric and the idiotic competitive machismo, essentially all of the few concrete reasons why canadians may want to remain canadians are strengthened by joining forces with allies in the united states - the healthcare model, the abortion funding, the more selective immigration model, the social assistance payments, etc. we are more likely to maintain, strengthen and expand these concrete benefits of canadian citizenship by building alliances with populous american states on our borders than we are by getting into stupid wars of conquest or competition.

there are more americans that want to be canadian than there are canadians that want to be american and the best and most effective way for us to maintain the concrete differences that define our superior quality of life is by recognizing that fact and working to take advantage of it.
it's increasingly appearing as though mark carney is a dangerous idiot that's going to get us all killed.

we've gone from sleeping with the elephant to punching the elephant in the trunk. it's not smart.

the idea of two independent countries on this continent is likely unsustainable, in the long run, and the question is not whether we integrate, but how we do it. in the long run of history, neither canada nor the united states are nation states. these are both transient entities to advance british colonialism, and neither will have long histories or distinct cultures that are entered into the annals of history. future historians may talk of the period where the british colonies were divided by in-fighting, and they may even describe how the british empire moved it's capital from london to washington, as it was swallowed by it's more powerful colony. 

to the extent that there are differences between the north and south of the british colonial project, they are better addressed via different political parties, and not through the folly of false nationalism or through the stupidity of civil war. i'm not about to die for the profits of the bourgeoisie.

only the chinese benefit from dividing and conquering the british colonies.


i believe that the circled person is trudeau's communications advisor, katie telford.

is she still on the payroll?

what are they up to, exactly?

it's been clear for many years, although many people in the west don't want to admit it, that the function and purpose of the third world war, which will be a proxy war that will draw in actors from across the world, is going to be to topple the theocratic governments in the middle east, before they pose a threat to the safety and freedom of people living in the rest of the world. actors in the west fighting against this are fighting against global progress, and fighting against western civilization, which the theocracies in the region seek to destroy.

this is the oldest struggle on earth.

the united states has succeeded, with local turkish force and saudi financial backing, in overthrowing democracy in syria and installing a fascist government.

isis has - at least for now - won the war.

the fight against the us-backed nazi regime in syria, as it carries out arab supremacist ethnic cleansing in the region, will be one of the most important struggles of the 21st century, and i would urge all people of conscience to take up the revolutionary cause.

erdogan is long due to be removed and if he won't allow his own people to do so, if he insists on rigging elections, he should be removed in a coup.

turkey is a fake country and a rogue state and erdogan has no democratic legitimacy as it's head of state, whatsoever.

greenland was actually fairly wealthy in the late dark ages. it made immense wealth exporting walrus tusks to northern europe. the king of norway at the time was consequently very aggressive about enforcing taxation, and there is evidence of the greenlanders refusing to pay their taxes back to bergen, which was where the king of norway lived at the time, and of the king getting pushy in demanding payment.

the question of religion also exists. the original norse settlements followed traditional norse religious practices, descended from indo-european belief systems. christianity is a primarily semitic religion, although the sky god in judaism is...it's weird. semitic religions are not supposed to have dominant sky gods. that's an aryan religious characteristic. yahweh is oddly like zeus, or, more relevantly, the iranian equivalents. much of the symbolism in judaism seems to have been lifted from the religion of zoroastrianism during the reign of cyrus. this curious similarity between semitic christianity and the sky gods of european indigenous culture may have been a factor in the norse substituting yahweh for odin, in the end, as that kind of identification of local and foreign gods was common. the english word for german, for example, comes from the roman identification of odin with hermes. the french called it allemagne after a specific tribe, but the english called them "the worshipers of hermes". the germans called themselves deutsche, which in english only really exists as the word "dutch". the french celts would worship greek gods. and etc. it's not that weird for the norse to have combined the religions and, certainly, northern european christianity is deeply syncretic, and has major contributions from the indigenous germanic religions.

the fact that greenland was settled by people that worshipped odin at almost exactly the same time that norway was undergoing forced christianization from the top down suggests that some number of people that did not want to convert must have fled, and there is a written record of this happening in iceland, which saw a population spike by norse pagans after the violent introduction of christianity in the north, which was a long and violent process that had initially started under the rule of charlemagne in northwestern europe. the fact that william the conqueror was actually sent to england by the pope to overthrow the semi-pagan saxon kings is not widely acknowledged or talked about by english historians, but it is certainly true. the norman invasion of england was actually somewhat of a crusade against the saxons, who had been wiped out on the continent by charlemagne centuries earlier.

historians tend to argue that it doesn't make sense to think that the vikings would have abandoned greenland for north america because it would have cut them off from norway, but i think that misunderstands the context. i can think of two good reasons why the greenlanders may have not wanted norway to find them:

(1) the king wanted his taxes, and kings can get pushy about demanding taxes. it is entirely plausible that the settlers wanted to seek a way to avoid paying taxes back to norway, by making themselves hard to find.
(2) the king was sending christians to greenland and building churches and expecting the people to convert. i don't have any evidence one way or the other, but it's reasonable to expect that a large number of these settlers would have opposed this and sought to flee from it.
(3) another issue is the plague in europe, which happened at about the same time as the greenlanders disappeared. one way to avoid the plague ridden norwegians would have been to get up and disappear.

the fact that the greenlanders disappear at about the same time as the plague is tied into the fact that the norwegian capital, bergen, was essentially destroyed by the disease. the norwegians just didn't have time for greenland. the settlers might have taken the opening as an escape mechanism.

while the norse had a name for baffin island and for labrador, the official position is that there's no evidence of viking settlement in hudson bay. i would actually consider it extremely unlikely that any northern seafaring civilization could go to baffin island and not go to hudson's bay. that stretches credulity. but nobody's found it yet.

i strongly believe it's there and that archaeologists will eventually find settlements along the coast, dated to the years c. 1200-1600.

so, what happened after that? why didn't europeans find them during colonization?

there's some possibility that they actually did.

dna tests on groups in the region, like crees, suggest they're overwhelmingly r1*, meaning they descend from steppe warriors that invaded europe in the neolithic. there have been some awkward attempts to suggest there were european migrants to north america around that period, but they aren't taken seriously. it's generally accepted that it's a result of smallpox followed by colonialism, and that the reality is that the indigenous population was taken over by settlers from the inside. but the historical evidence we have for this doesn't suggest that is likely. it's a "no other option" hypothesis that doesn't sit right.

the other possibility is that the high r1* component in cree populations is due to viking admixture.

and, for all we know, they might have been eaten by polar bears when they tried to move south, into regions where there are more bears.

some settlements need to be found to prove this and i think they're there, but they have eluded archaeologists, who are also not looking very hard. i think they ought to be, because i think they're there, and they mostly left to evade paying taxes to a distant king with a weird new religion and a strange, frightening disease.