i was looking for por todos and can't find it.

my intestinal tract is imploding on me. have you ever looked down and realized that you just cleared all the way to your duodenum, as the excretion is so perfectly long and well formed that it seems like it just came out of a butcher shop, as some exquisite brand of gourmet sausage?

unfortunately, that never lasts.

what follows is always a faucet of liquid acid, leaving you in search of a spray fountain of baking soda. that would be an interesting product - just a toilet seat shaped container of bicarbonate that you would sit in during strategic and opportune moments, as a sense of relief. i'd call on tums to manufacture this.

i've been having nachos recently, you see.

so, i was thinking about this as my insides were seeping out of my ass - is eminent domain actually a cost effective solution to the housing crisis? hear me out.

we don't build subsidized housing any more because the government doesn't think it's cost effective. i don't think that's actually correct; i think if you do the math, you'll find that's not the case. however, the state insists on trying to to incentivize private builders into building new homes, which leaves what's left for low income tenants. the government then gives money directly to social assistance recipients, with the assumption that they can find below market housing, which they increasingly can't. this doesn't work precisely because social assistance recipients have precisely no market power.

if the state stepped in and just seized older buildings, giving existing tenants a period of six months to a year to move somewhere else and compensating them fairly for it, it would likely save a lot of money in construction of social housing, and spur private development to build by increasing demand for new apartments, condos or small houses.

it's actually a pretty good idea.

i want the government of canada to immediately seize this condo using eminent domain, and to convert it into subsidized housing.

eminent domain laws in canada require that property owners, in this case condo owners, be compensated for their investments at market prices.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/local/article/a-battle-for-who-belongs-downtown-toronto-condo-suing-charity-next-door-for-23-million/

trump has developed a pattern of accusing black people of mortgage fraud.

this is a kind of racism that is so anachronistic that you might not even recognize or realize it. i guess it's a reflection of his age. you don't hear about this type of racism much anymore.

i wonder if the national guard have also been targeting black people driving through specific neighbourhoods.

they should ban both tiktok and twitter in order to prevent them from accelerating declining literacy rates.

social media is stupid, in general, but twitter is mentally challenged and tiktok is outright fucking retarded.

as a result of the meeting today between canada and mexico, my sources tell me that canada has agreed to send trainers to aid the mexican national hockey team, and, in return, mexico will send mediators to help end the longrunning dispute between edwin and the rest of i mother earth.

somebody asked me if i spoke hindi today. of course not.

when i was a kid, i thought learning french was inefficient and stupid and a pointless waste of time. why do we need two words for everything? what a waste of perfectly good synapses.

it's easy for me to talk about english as a lingua france because i speak it, right? maybe it's not fair to everybody.

i think a good compromise would be for everybody to learn reconstructed proto-indo-european as the common lingua franca. that way, everybody has to learn the common lingua franca, and it's relevant to almost everybody.