john bolton is clearly guilty of wantonly impersonating the walrus, and they should throw the book at him for it.

he would have been genuinely charged with war crimes in iraq, unlike the people they go after on a regular basis, if the united states were a party to the convention. he should legitimately be rotting in the hague.

if trump goes after him, that's justice, albeit the wrong way.

so, you two are going to get along, right?

hamas: well, actually..

israel: we don't expect that..

eh! i said that you two are going to get along. 

(while loading gun)

capeche?