Friday, April 17, 2026

canada is cool if you're a banker. i guess.

this is not what canada wants right now and will not help us adjust to the future. this is either a four year economic plan or a five year economic plan (i spent years asking conservatives if the economic action plan was a four or five year plan and they never answered me so i still don't know) to compete under american hegemony, in a time frame where we should be rapidly nationalizing and onshoring. canada should be using tools like the bank of canada to ensure our productive capacity is canadian owned, not encouraging investment by shady actors in europe or the middle east, which are likely to find themselves enmeshed in the growing world war.

increasing foreign investment is not cool and is not in canada's self-interest.

i'm hearing complaints from local indigenous groups that the gordie howe bridge is an example of cultural appropriation and should be renamed the hello gordie bridge instead.
i was joking. this is satire.

i mean, i'm half serious.

but don't take me fucking seriously.