i went to sign for it. i'm wearing a little red tank top, and the guy looks at me,
here's your shop vac.
he's laughing at me. hot tranny wants a shop vac. is she working on her corvette down there?
i bought a vacuum and i bought it to clean my dirty basement, because it needs it. you fucking dick.
but i want to actually take the opportunity to address this, and this really goes out to the cis-ladies more than anything else.
you have been taught to use your sleek lady vacs, with their curvy attachments and their slender bodies and you know the truth - they often don't work. you've been frustrated with these things, repeatedly. admit it.
is a shop vac a boy vacuum? is it for vacuuming like a man?
that's fucking stupid.
a shop vac is a high powered vacuum for very dirty spaces, for wet spaces and for messes that have larger items that you'd have to pick up with your dainty hands, no doubt in gloves, if you use your dainty lady vacs.
trust me, ladies - if you get a chance to use a shop vac, you should jump at it. if you have one in your garage, go get it. use it right now. it's the best fucking vacuum you'll ever find. you'll never go back. you'll be using it to suck up all that shit in your doorway and around your kitchen in no time.
and if some loser wants to challenge your femininity over it, you should kick him in the balls.