Wednesday, January 21, 2026

it turns out justin trudeau was also at davos, although i'm not sure why he spoke, or who wanted to listen.

my only question is this: who is a less attractive accessory, yoko ono or katy perry?

he really went down a league or two. his ex-wife makes katy perry look like a teenage girl. but, that's the point, right? nobody took trudeau seriously when he spoke, and this is why. he just got demoted to the minor leagues.

maybe the two of them can sit down and collaborate on some way to simultaneously write music and policy intended for an over 18 demographic.