Wednesday, February 25, 2026

american dairy products would be unable to pass health and safety tests in canada. it's unclear why the americans don't understand this; american dairy products are full of poisonous hormones that canadian regulators will not allow to be sold and that canadian consumers don't want to consume because they're cancerous.

you can take your carcinogenic milk and go fuck yourselves. we don't want it. we won't buy it. we won't drink it. 

you can put it on the shelves, and it will rot. 

if the united states wants to sell milk in canada, it's going to have to change it's regulatory practices first. 

this issue is not on the table.

canadians don't want to buy poisoned american milk. it's a fucking garbage, piece of shit product.

canada should consequently happily embrace the tariffs and market canadian milk in the united states as healthier than american milk, with a mark-up. smart consumers will pay more for a superior product.

this is ready to go when it comes to milk because there's a clear difference: clean, hormone-free canadian milk is clearly superior to poisoned, shit american milk. but this is the template that canada should follow.

let the americans mark our goods up. fine. canadian exporters should focus on making superior products aimed at more discerning consumers, and import more from mexico to offset it. further, we should be implementing export taxes on goods that the americans require as our retaliatory measure. we should not enforce retaliatory tariffs.

if the americans want to cut themselves out, that's their choice. it will be up to us to make them pay for it.