to be clear, it's some kind of volumizing goop for bourgeois 80s hair, back when rich white people tried to look like niggers as a pathetic fashion decision. it's hair spray or gel or something. and it's impossible to get out. for me, it's like somebody put gum in my hair, although i realize it's a volumizing product. they're trying to force it to look big because they think i should look like that, despite the fact that i don't because i'm not middle eastern. like, i'm not a jew from poland or something, either. there's a distant (i think) spanish jew that moved to philadelphia in the 1700s on my mom's side, but my dna is like 70% norse/viking. i brush my hair down, not up. flat hair is not a struggle for me. like, i'm not taylor swift. i have flat, straight hair naturally and all i should need to do for it to stay flat and straight, like i want it, is wash it and brush it. that flat, straight hair is natural. it requires zero effort. there's no irony with these people. they don't understand humour.