Tuesday, October 28, 2025

there's lots of reasons to make fun of donald trump, but his dance moves are actually the one awesome thing about him. it's like elaine from seinfeld. while she was largely somebody you wouldn't want to hang out with, which was her quirk on the show, her dancing was the singular legitimately cool thing about her. it takes a lot of discarded fucks to have so few left as to repeatedly dance like that, and it's the one bit of street cred he actually has.

you think that broadcasting the dancing is going to mock him, but it's the one thing about him that normal people actually like. it might be the reason he won.

so, this one goes out to donald trump. 

let's keep the critique to his retarded economic policies, his tendency to let his arrogance blind his logic and his devastating embrace of conservative christian values for political gain.


i promise you that donald remembers this one.