macron, probably between sips of perignon, and forkfuls of caviar, recently called trump inelegant in response to criticisms about his storm trooper wife.

mercy, jesus. 

be easy on him, bonaparte.

oh no he didn't.

*snaps fingers in zig zag*

this tiff will be resolved by a drag competition overseen by rupaul, who i believe is a likely candidate for attorney general.