Saturday, July 12, 2025

pro-tip: if you want me to open the door, saying "yo, open the door" is about the most clear way to be certain that i won't up the door for you. the word "yo" is not in the vocabulary of people i would open the door for; there is a 0% chance that i would open the door for somebody that articulates the word "yo" in any context, whatsoever. sorry.