if i want to listen to losers that don't know what they're talking about babbling about nothing of substance, i'll go down to the bar and get a beer. i would prefer to pick more substantive media options when i have the choice to, at home.

of the functionally infinite options i have available to me, i'm never going to choose the format. i could listen to an awesome record, i could watch a documentary, i could read a book, etc. podcasts are the absolute lowest brow form of entertainment possible. there's no excuse to waste your time with stupid bullshit like that when you could spend your time learning something, or enjoying art, instead.

podcasts are so low brow that they're neck hair.