if you want your daughter to be "successful" in capitalism and have a "career" (i would suggest to my kids that there's more important things in life than "succeeding" in capitalism, and they should follow their hearts, not their accountants), you'd be doing her more favours by buying her a tit job than buying her a degree.

and if you want your son to succeed, let him get Cs. nobody is going to care. just make sure he's good at sports and can hang out with the bros.

and then we can all continue to decline further into dystopia, together.