Sunday, April 12, 2015

slycooper2002
Porkerficial Love
Bacon Is Theft
No Pork Out
Abolish Brocoli/Silent Shoppers
World War Bacon

bigpaddycool
Why not silent sausage?

Gabriel Bejarano
no -_-

deathtokoalas
bacon is freedom?

bacon is impossible...


slycooper2002
Aren't you that meanie who insulted Ty Segall's drumming skills?

deathtokoalas
stating the truth is not being mean. it's just stating the truth.

slycooper2002
He's not even bad though.

deathtokoalas
i've been through this. comprehensively.

slycooper2002
comprehensively

deathtokoalas
i'd never use italics to state a dry, weary point like that. in fact, the purpose of the punctuation i did use - a one word sentence - is to emphasize that.

i'd just keep on being slycooper2002 if i were you, because you make a lousy deathtokoalas.

slycooper2002
Wow. You're so cool. You can reasonably counter-argue stuff.

deathtokoalas
i'm a message board veteran.

slycooper2002
I dare you to not lower-case an I.

deathtokoalas
i'm an alphabetical egalitarian; an anti-capitalist. i'm not really into this idea that change begins at the atomistic level, but if we can't live up to our own ideals then they're not worth much.

slycooper2002
What would you say if I informed you of the mere fact that I happen to be a koala and find offence to your YouTube name?

deathtokoalas
see! the koalas are taking over! look at this, fellow citizens. i warned you, but you did not listen.

you must be annihilated.

slycooper2002
Bring it on. :c

deathtokoalas
we will rise and remove this pestilence. every eucalyptus tree will burn, when we launch a war against you nefarious creatures. i incite this out of necessity, not of desire. i would prefer that we share the earth's vegetation, but you demand that it be terraformed into a sea of eucalyptus groves. i wash my hands of wrongdoing. but, you will see. humans are petty creatures, but we are strong when we are united.