i'd just like to remind people that this is my only twitter profile, and that other twitter profiles (and any and all gaming profiles) belong to somebody else.

https://twitter.com/dgkfgjklgjkgjka

i had a sega genesis when i was in junior high school. i have not gamed - at all - since.

it should be clear that there is no trace of gaming in the comments. and that, frankly, i don't come off as a gamer, either, do i?

as should be clear from my six year old joke, i don't think that the concept underlying twitter is of much use to me.

it's not that i had one and stopped using it or whatever else. the idea struck me as moronic from the very start, and i've never bothered with it.