in a recent news conference, macron has explained that he is on a mission to the middle east to return with sufficient amounts of fossil fuels for the muslim protesters in france to set the remaining schools in france on fire with. macron explained his position to reporters:

i listened to the muslim demonstrators, and what they told me is that they are worried that there's not enough fuel left to burn the rest of the schools and city halls in france down with. they didn't know how they were going to burn the remaining schools down if they ran out of fuel.

decreases in the cost of fuel caused by increasing supply should reduce soaring expenses involved with acts of arson, which are rising faster than the cost of food due to the war in iran.